Do Not Touch – Lauretta Tomlinson •

Unhappy and out of love, Lauretta takes a job as a tour guide at a haunted castle.


From April 2014, when the theme of our open mic in Hackney was Hello/Goodbye…



If you liked Lauretta’s story, you’ll love The Best of Spark London: where we showcase our favourite stories of the month and introduce some specials guests – and on July 7th we welcome Chris Neill. If you a are a fan of Radio 4’s Just a Minute then you’ll already know that Chris is a fantastic storyteller and comedian. That’s Best of Spark London, Monday 7th July at 7.30 in Maida Vale, London. Full details at